Just Gonna Leave This Here.

“she killed a man! she framed someone and ruined his life” god forbid a woman has hobbies jesus fucking christ

“I’m a girl” “I’m a boy” okay?? I’m there ?? I’m always there?? I’m there right now having a conversation with you about the alcoholic potential of antifreeze?? Twenty six meters below you I’m in the cargo bay giving a navigation report to commander Minkowski???

mumbo in the 'puter

"my house belongs to a freakish clown monster"

Yeah, Nigel? So does mine. You're not special. They're called landlords.

look at my lawyer dawg, he's going to jail!! (again)

the hardest fucking line in the show

happy pride

Why must thy be so cruel father 😞😞

Hello father, may I please have some sustenance? I have been fed nothing but algae in the last four days ):

and algae you will eat. for the rest of your life.

Martin: Jon would you still love me if I was a worm?

Jon, fire extinguisher in hand: what

yikes, unfollowing now. was a huge fan of his opera. had no idea he kidnapped the lead soprano and threatened to kill her fiancé if she didn’t marry him