And In That Moment

“Randomly at night i like to think of all the empty promises you made me, all the lies you told me, and all the ‘i love you’s’ that were spoken”

-unknown

god literally did not have to make me this horny

Dinah: Look, I might not have been a saint, but it’s not like I killed anybody. I wasn’t an arsonist. I never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

Lauren: Okay, that’s really specific and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

These are just too good

"Its at times like this when I wonder what I did to catch your attention"

- unknown

Gays be like “this cute person can’t POSSIBLY be flirting with me haha what an insane thought” and the person they’re talking to is literally calling them honey or sweetie 

I want you, I need you, I miss you…

2017: dumb bitch

2018: sad bitch

2019: bad bitch