Daikonlavan - Daikon La'van Blog

Sometimes I forget that I have an account on here

First time making a real post. So... here's a pic of my WoL from Ff14. His name is Daikon La'van and he is part Viera

Pretty much the relationship between daikon and his little clockwork succubus minion. (Audio from Metalocalypse)

A Scion road trip would look like:

Thancred driving

Y'shtola in shotgun with the map

But she's really navigating from memory from making the same trip 7 years ago

They are 682 malms off course

The twins are squashed in the middle

Between Urianger and WoL in the back

Raha's in a carrier taking a nap after yowling for two hours

The radio only plays Eorzean NPR (Y'shtola's preference), American 80's classic rock (Thancred's), or acoustic KidzBop on AM radio

Alphinaud is out of juice boxes

Alisaie has to pee

Urianger is using tarot to divine if they'll all survive this trip

Tataru absolutely did not account for WoL stress eating an entire gas station worth of snacks in their trip budget

Or the side trip to see Eorzea's largest ball of yarn (Raha's idea)

The gas tank is on E and the nearest gas station is two Thancred mental breakdowns away

Followed by 10 hours of driving by nothing but scenic out of season corn fields (so basically Ohio)

Ryne and Gaia took their own car (a dark purple convertible) and passed Thancred hours also while blasting California Gurls at an obscene volume and singing along

They made it to the hotel just fine and now wont answer their phones because they're chilling by the pool

At one point Thancred stops the car to get out and yell at the sky for 45 seconds, then gets back in and resumes driving like nothing happened

How it feels to go through Ul'dah for the first time. (Audio is from Dragon ball Z abridged)

Kirby dies

Based from this tweet

Both Daikons prepare for their battle against the mad doctor. (Audio is from Dokkan Battle)

Live A Live (2022) - Megalomania