Aww You Didn't Like That? Liar, I Just Felt Your Cunt Clench Around Me When I Did It. Okay Fine, I Guess

making a girl write down all the things that she'd never, ever do because they're too gross and embarrassing, and then having her put a checkmark next to each one as they happen. it's like a sticker chart for being completely broken!

really sad that “molestable” is not an acceptable high-compliment to give

Privacy screen: to hide messages ❌ privacy screen: to scroll tumblr in public ✅

It took so long to fit it in and now you want me to pull out?

Nobody likes a quitter

OMG???? FUCKING EMERGANCY

Princesses doing a little stomp and hmph when they get upset is inherently bunny-coded, which is yet another reason to bend them over and breed them like such.

raping them and saying "next time you think you're safe around me, remember this" while you're inside of them

Good girls edge. Good girls edge. Good girls edge. Good girls edge. Good girls edge. Good girls edge. Good girls edge. Good girls edge. Good girls edge. Good girls edge. Good girls edge. Good girls edge.