Dadspridenjoy - Mutt 🐶

“It won’t fit!”

“That’s not what you mean, is it? You mean that it hurts, and I don’t understand why that should be my fucking problem”

stop putting fuck ass captions on pictures bro i wanna reblog that

Brains are for boys, I'm just a pretty doll

Brains are for boys, I'm just a pretty doll

Brains are for boys, I'm just a pretty doll

Brains are for boys, I'm just a pretty doll

Brains are for boys, I'm just a pretty doll

Brains are for boys, I'm just a pretty doll

Brains are for boys, I'm just a pretty doll

giving people new kinks <3 making people worse <3 getting people so obsessed with me that they have an almost pavlovian response to me <3

dad giving me my first taste of alcohol <3 forcing my mouth open with his big hands n making me drink until i’m too intoxicated to fight against him

Oh, you’re horny? That’s cute. Come hump my leg about it like the pathetic impatient little slut you are while I decide if I wanna fuck you or not.

"I could fix him" well I could be the one person he's nice to and soft with, while he remains just as unbelievably awful as ever to everyone else <3

yeah sorry for giving you those weird new kinks. do you want me to make it worse

im like if u had a rescue dog but it was always horny