“We Can Play ‘just The Tip’ But Remember: If You Lose And Start To Squirm, I’m Pinning You Down

*lightheaded with lust* you're such a fucking creep

When I was 17 made a pact to get married at 30 to this man as a silly little joke of a suicidal teenager but he brings it up every couple years and a few years ago I started undercutting him by making a pact for 29 and 28 to two different people. Anyway I turn 28 next month

Any volunteers to replace my toy

good girls don’t think.

good girls do as told.

good girls don’t think.

good girls do as told.

good girls don’t think.

All I’m saying is if I ever got my hands on you, I’d be committing sins for religions that haven’t even been invented yet

My year of swag and resurrection

dadhusband and kidwife. if you even care