Dadspridenjoy - Mutt 🐶

When I was 17 made a pact to get married at 30 to this man as a silly little joke of a suicidal teenager but he brings it up every couple years and a few years ago I started undercutting him by making a pact for 29 and 28 to two different people. Anyway I turn 28 next month

if tumblr shuts down you can find me on tumblr. ill still be here. they cant make me leave

oh you're. you're gonna train me you say? 😳😳😳😳 ummm it would be sooooooo terrible if you did that.......... if you made me into your little pet ahahha

women who make weird art you have my entire heart... weird music, weird films, weird paintings & drawings, weird stories, everything weird... i love you all so much

boys are made to be tortured for your entertainment

pervert dad that gives you hole inspections everyday (me)

Red shoes

Credit: @almost_dreamy (Instagram)