I’m Horny And Messaged Sir That I Wanted Him And He’s All Exhausted From Work And Tired And Hungry

“I feel like I’ve swallowed a cloudy sky.”

— Haruki Murakami, Sputnik Sweetheart

ISS & CRS-15 Dragon prior to capture (gif in comments) Feel More Space

This is Kjell Lindgren. He’s a NASA astronaut who just got back from 5 months on the International Space Station. There are two reasons why this picture is hilarious:

His wife is flawless and makes bad space puns to make him do household chores.

I have that shirt. Thousands of people have that shirt. That shirt is available at Target. Which means actual astronaut Kjell Lindgren, with his wardrobe already full of NASA-issued and logo-emblazoned clothes, was at Target, saw a NASA shirt, and was like, “Yes, I am buying this because this is what I want to spend my actual astronaut salary on.”

 tl;dr NASA employs a bunch of fucking nerds

A dragon!!

“To know what a person has done, and to know who a person is, are very different things.”

— Hannah Kent, Burial Rites

“I want to paint the universe without using colors, so I splashed my tears until they dried, I poured my emotions until I became one with sky.”

— ⠀𝒶𝓇𝓉𝓎𝓅𝓇𝑜𝓈𝑒 (via artyprose)