I'm Very Scared

So relatable

Hello Croy :3 fucking sleep

I'm trying dawg...but I don't feel tired...I feel hot and not in the sexual way I mean the temperature way

Hey! You don't know, maybe the bear fell in love with the car and tried to hug it, which wrecked the front

Elaborate on the black bear???

You see a week before the drive father had to shoot a polar bear because it attempted to attack my neighbor so nature was highly displeased with it

So it sent a black bear to be smitten by our car & totally wreck the front & make it undrivable when we were moving

Happy birthday!!

Obligatory birthday post.

Commissions of

Elliott for @shadowbunnydragon

Maggie and Kabbu for @erijuice

Good enough for me :3

Buzz buzz buzz buzz?

HUH? & YAY! at the same time🐱‍🚀

You say some funny stuff back

Heyyo

Hello?

Woahhhh what fics have you seen me in?

I fuckin love your Tumblr title thingy, stealing that muehehe

IVE BEEN THEFTED??!!? hehe thank you, I saw a version of it that wasn't rain world related and got inspired!

Oh Frutt of the shitposts, what is thine wisdom?

Life is short and you may only live once.

GAMBLE ALL YO SHIT

i want to see kris be happy.

i want to see them smile, and laugh, and enjoy their time with their friends, and be free to do so.

i need this.

i need them to just be goofy and silly and quirky and a typical "weird" kid.

it would heal something deep inside me.

Yiiiiipeeeeeeee

Want another definite would?

Toothbrush :3

NOOO I THOUGHT YOUD BE ONE OF THE NORMAL ONES!!?

@paradox-crows this is lore, your lore; to be specific