He's Streaming Minecraft And Just Found Diamonds

As we know Boris has some strong opinions on what Theo wears (too boring, don’t you have better shoes, Potter?) so i’m picturing him buying Theo some honestly ridiculously expensive clothes (see: fur linen coat, tailored made) or gucci pumped shoes (c’mon he absolutely would) or rolex or whatever. It’s all in somewhat good taste but entirely too much Boris so Theo hardly ever wears all this outside of their appartment UNTIL Boris mentions that his old friend (read: girlfriend) is going to visit and Theo pulls such a ridiculously over-the-top look that essentially says: my boyfriend is rich russian mobster who always loved me more than you and Boris is laughing for an hour

Sorry for inactivity, crazy busy recently :( I watched tbosas and fell headfirst back into my hunger games phase - been fully rereading the books too so take some art

gnaws on ankles of next white boy i see

"you have 2 hours and 8 minutes left to live, how are you gonna spend your time?"

me asf

in my d1jonmustard era

holding back tears as i block the beautiful women who are following me. im sorry ladies its just that youre not real.

House MD + Text Posts (6/??)

I missed them

why did neil die in dps was that necessary? i’m gonna violently throw up over this

coming soon to a tumblr dashboard near you: a house md crack video by yours truly