Remember The 5 Rules Of Life:

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i’m like if a girl was a teenage boy but also a woman but not a man but like extremely masculine but only on tuesday. one time this girl in my science class told me that i’m a he him feminine queen and that encapsulates my gender. man woman boy girl

*Hacker voice* I’m in.

It's always "be productive" and "do your work" and never "what do you think about the intense and queercoded relationship between Neil Perry and Todd Anderson?"

holding back tears as i block the beautiful women who are following me. im sorry ladies its just that youre not real.

coming soon to a tumblr dashboard near you: a house md crack video by yours truly

Boris: *putting on his gayest shoes* Time to crash Potter’s engagement party!

mood board for when the goldfinch by Donna tartt exists