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happy 20 tcfsr

AITA for wanting to spend time with my terminal friend?

I (53M) pretended to die in a fire so my best friend won’t be alone during the last few months he has on Earth and he called me an ass at my funeral, but I did it FOR him because if I didn’t I’d have to go back to jail. AITA here?

Edit: the jail time was for a little felony, I just drove a car into my ex’s house, no one got hurt.

Edit: yeah it was on purpose but my friend forgave me so it doesn’t matter

Edit: Okay some of you think you’re soooo clever, which is why you’re on the internet judging other people’s lives instead of doing something interesting or useful. So sad how you only have one way to feel big.

Edit: yes my bestie really is dying. yes it’s a little gay. yes he’s my enabler. people can be all three, it’s the twenty-first century.

Edit: stop upvoting u/aussiedoc and u/parkpuncher, they don’t know me, they’re lying. flooding a hospital would be so juvenile, I would never do that.

edit: seriously how am I the bad guy, what was I supposed to do, let my man kick off alone? you people are terrible.

edit: okay it’s a lot gay.

this is probably his wardrobe

the time rush when its big idk the show,

in my d1jonmustard era

Soon as people get over vegas era boreo and onto the objectively superior and far more interesting era ie amsterdam apartment when theo got sick and boris nursed him back to health just like when they did back when they were kids the goldfinch will be so back baby

reblog to reblog from the person you reblogged from

patrick singing the harmony as the topline for our lawyer performances my beloved (summer sonic 2007)

Theo Decker is the type of guy who would listen to Car Seat Headrest untill he realizes Will Toledo is gay