I Love Clear Technology So Much Because Imagine Being Able To See Every Detail Of Who You Love? Being

My execution is in three days

I've noticed more and more in public bathrooms that people skip the handwash and just take a squirt of hand sanitizer from wall dispensers on the way out. hand sanitizer is NOT effective against most things that come out of your ass. i cannot stress this enough. i'm begging y'all. please. please please please please please use the soap.

i'm out here immunosupressed fighting for my life to not get naturally selected while people around me touch a public toilet handles and walk back to their tables to immediately eat a burger

😳 <- this emoji but without the blush or romantic connotation. im not blushing im staring you directly in your fucking eyes

Four year old beekeeper distracted by a roly-poly.

HOLY MOLY MORE THAN 8 IM SO PROUD

purity seal that just says "FUCK IT WE BALL" for the entire length of the parchment paper

Guys having an mp3 is the best thing i own on this day an age alongside my vinyl + cd radio combo i feel like this pic rn

I NEED MORE CDS AND VINYLS OMG

I don’t know how we’re letting trump get away with all this shit when I truly believe that if you threw a blanket over his head he would think it was nighttime and go to sleep like a bird

anyone who sees this please don't kill your self

WOOAAAHHH, you were scrolling real fast. thank you for stopping on this post. unrelated but I wanted to say, you are downright gorgeous