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cries at you. like. alot.
Not Perfect
yup yup
moments right before daisuke saves the day and gets all the love and praise he deserves and rescue comes just in time and everyone lives forever the end
MABEL EATING BILL WITH GUACAMOLE JELP
OH THEY ARE EXES EXES
FOUR
No in front of the kids Bill dam
yep 😭
Roblox brainrot? more likely than you think
WHAT
I just learned today that Lush has a collab with TMNT?!?!
LAUGHING SO HARD
Baby’s gonna be AFAB (Assigned Finland at Birth)
CRYING I READ THE ENTIRE THING CHOKING BACK MY LAUGHTER. FAVORITE PARTS?
- BOBBY RUNNING FROM THE LAW CUZ OF DRUG LORds??
- DISNEY COULD BUY MY ENTIRE TOWN
- “it was a normal day at the autumn day” HAHAJAHDKD
- D’s… on ur report card 😭😭🤞
- DO YOU WANT TO EAT MY SAUSAGE? WHY? IDK ITS A FLIPPING SAUSAGE YOU GAY DOG.
- “spreads the white mayo on his body going all over his body” I WOULDA NEVER KNOWN
- AND THEN THEY BONED HEAHHADJLWOSMD L
thank you for this 😴🚎🧻
Maxley fanfic. The Soosig
This is mostly satire and shouldn't be taken seriously so if you're looking for like a very cool and emotional fanfic this ain't it.
WARNING: SEXUAL INNUENDOS, SEXUAL IN MY ENDO, TWINKS, SOMETHING GAY.
KIDS GO AWAY THIS AIN'T FOR YOU.
Bradley was gay and was very a hot twink who for some reason could pull as many girls as he wants and Max had a skateboard and a girlfriend who showed up in one movie then for some reason was forgotten and couldn't be in one movie cause they couldn't animate her hair even though Disney can buy my house. Anyway Max had a skateboard and we find ourselves in Max's dorm room.
Max was alone in his dorm room and has been alone in his dorm room for at least two years. PJ had his girlfriend Vicki who wore a beret and Disney didn't give her a name for some reason. She and PJ won a poem contest and got enough money to buy their own place. Bobby was currently on the run from a law cause of drug lords. But Bradley had to move in since he got kicked out of his frat but it was cool since Brad wasn't in the dorm as much.
It was a normal day at the autumn day at the university. The leaves turned orange, it was a bit cold, the white girls were running to the coffee shops for the pumpkin spice. But one this day Max was in his bedroom the room was warm cause the heater fan was on but for now that room wouldn't be the only thing that's hot.
Bradley got into a modeling thing and was on every front page of the magazine. Every time Max went out he'd find Brad on a magazine either in some coat or a very tight swimsuit. Max has a flashback to when he stole a magazine of Bradley. He kept it under his pillow for his annual bedtime rituals. It was the perfect timing his roomates where out, His man crush Monday was in tight swimsuits and the room was warm. Max looked at the clock that read eight o clock it was time.
As Max was about to start his ritual he fell asleep cause college students don't have time to themsleves so get those ZZZs so you don't get those D's...on your report card. But Max fell into his slumber his entire collection was out for anyone to see. We hear Max mumbling in his sleep "Sausage".
We enter Max's dream and his at the beach where beach things are happening. Max sees Bradley who's BBQing which is very dangerous and not normal for the elegant twink. "Hey Max" Bradley said in his seductive voice. "Do you want to eat my sausage?" Brad said holding a huge meaty sausage that had been grilled to perfection. "Why?" Max asked. "Cause this is a fucking BBQ and I'm burning my skin making this so eat it". Max sat down at a table that came out of no where. Bradley put the sausage in the bun slowly teasing the dog. "What dressing would you like?"" Bradley asked the sweat dripping down his twinkish skin the sweat wetting the red speedo showing the bradussy. The Bradussy was the best feature of Bradley Uppercrust. "Mayo" Max replies nervous breathing heavily he felt like he was suffocating. Brad squeezed the Mayo bottle and the white substance squeezed it was going onto the hotdog. But then SPLAT!
Max's eyes widen and he sees the bottle exploded onto Bradley. "OH WHAT THE FUCK?!" Bradley curses cause now he has mayo all over his body and cause it might ruin that skincare routine. Bradley spreads the mayo all over his body the white mayo going all over his body.
Max can't take it anymore and he faints. Max wakes up in his bed and he sees Bradley in front of him.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM"? "WHY ARE YOUR MAGAZINE'S SO STICKY"?. They just stared at each other.
AND THEN THEY BONED.
Actually sobbing lmfao
Drew a siren mermaid person… hehe 🙃
Time: 1:42 :3
Brush codeee!
+ speedpaint! Lmk if u wanna see more speed paints :3
Love this guy ☺️
he so zesty with it
Same.
I’m genuinely filled with dread when I think about if and when I eventually stop hyperfixating the goofy movie. I’m being so fr rn I love the goofy movie and its fandom so much and I want to stay interested in it forever but I know that one day it’ll eventually be over and it makes me so sad.
HELP
Why not ?🌚
¿Por qué no? 🌚
Don’t get me wrong, I like human AUs but… why is literally 90% of maxley fics human AUs? I like their canon looks, please let me read about those goobers as they are 😔.
I DID IT!
lil 16 page zine that i made at the coffee shop this weekend! a sort of pick your path style mini game, because i love wizards + interactive fiction. hope you get out of the wizard dungeon!!
Yes! Me and my bsf watch scary vids and movies and snuggle next to eachother :)
pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual
im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out
This.
Pride Month and The Aphobic Stereotypes
With Pride Month being here we will unfortunately see a lot of aphobia. The usual:
'you just haven't found the right one'
'are you x because you have suffered?'
'sex/romance is everything!'
'you're like an innocent child'
'you're a monster for not feeling (romantic) love'
'how can you write/draw smut or enjoy smut art if you're asexual?'
'how can you write/draw romance or enjoy romance art if you're aromantic?'
'you're going to die alone/be miserable without a partner!'
'that person can't be your friend; must be your lover/crush'
No aphobia allowed. Asexuality and aromanticism is a spectrum. We're not all the same. I'm a sex-repulsed and romance-repulsed aro/ace. If you want to learn more research and kindly ask around. So Happy Pride Month to Aromantics, Asexuals, and Aroaces!
OH MY GAOSH
I’M SORRY
GAHSMLDOSN
Aren't they adorable?
Bonus:
All the time
He would
i had thoughts
😱
So prettyyy
Cute birds appreciation post
GABDKEOAM EATS
Trans Max Goof for your soul 🥳🙏
Real
HELLO
yes ik max has no eyes but this is a shitpost to keep the demons at bay while i make actual maxley art so shhhh
Max: *chilling*
Bradley: you better come over here and kiss me on my mouth I'm FEelInG romantic-
HELP ME?? HUH
AWW
Sockeye salmon, if he was just a little buddy