They Should Invent A Leaving Your Room That Does Not Involve Potentially Running Into Any Of Your Six
they should invent a leaving your room that does not involve potentially running into any of your six roommates* who are all having various levels of beef with each other
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question: should I watch We're All Going To The World's Fair first or skip right to I Saw The TV Glow
If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
Epic hasn’t prompted me to change my password in over six months (unlike our in-house PHI software which has its own problems (we got ransomwared) but at least makes you do a unique password every other month) and when the lab computer went down my solution was to use shared computers in an unlocked breakroom next to the public cafeteria. one time I walked in and someone had left a chart open to the patient’s MRI scans and just…walked away I guess? in another hospital the shared computer room was protected by a keypad but the code was visibly written *twice* on the whiteboard entirely visible through the door window
excellent news: that boring thing you rely on working reliably has an exciting new app. well. it's kind of an app. it's actually more of a website, it looks like a website, but you have to download it as an app. why does it have an app? well because it makes the receptionist's... oh, the receptionist seems to hate it. the receptionist doesn't understand the app either, and now it has broken, and now the two of you are navigating this situation without the app. don't worry, though. you will have another fucking app in a few months and it will be the same app with a new logo for some reason
https://fb.watch/mjDHL25iin/?mibextid=Nif5oz
I love vague labels that make people go "but that's confusing" or "but that could mean anything" Good. Keep guessing lol
soup recipes are incomplete without the human bone marrow
john carpenter’s the thing is a movie about how the hyperindividualism and lack of emotional intimacy between men (specifically men in the united states military) immediately crystallizes into distrust and alienation in crisis. how kurt russel with an absurd callsign name and the goofiest hugest cowboy hat imaginable is the Man, running the whole show and managing the crisis until he fails because when faced with having to truly understand and connect with his last remaining ally he can’t, because all he knows how to do is sit in the snow and die next to him. It is a movie about losing control over your own body in the most horrific way possible. It is a movie about cold war paranoia and fear of bloodborne pathogens. It is a movie about how dread is an incredible force and even so sometimes what you CAN see is worse than what you can imagine. It is a movie about how the scariest thing men can conceive of is something that looks exactly like a man and acts exactly like a man but yet on some fundamental level…isn’t. It is a movie, as one of my eleventh graders pointed out this week, about “playing among us in real life.” but most importantly, john carpenter’s the thing is a movie about a dogy who is my friend and wants to become me :)
