As Much As I Love Seeing Orcas Launching What Appears To Be Intentional Coordinated Attacks On Human

“i didn’t know you were uncomfortable” dude my ears were pinned and the whites of my eyes were showing. bro did you not see me excessively licking my lips and yawning

This was intended to be a Valentine's day painting but I like it so much that I wanna show it to everyone as soon as possible 😅 My emotional state was so dark lately that no matter how many times I told myself to use lighter colors, it ended up all neon and black, and blue, and purple...

Round 1 Match 10

Mexican Mole Lizard weirdness: "LOOK AT THIS THING. It has legs in a family of completely legless creatures. It is neither a mole or a lizard yet is spiritually both at the same time. It is so long and so skinny."

Pelican Eel weirdness: "big mouthj"

bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

instagram social justice infographic that describes the circumstances of your death

i think the fundamental problem i have with the way people talk about neurotypical people is that a lot of it seems to attempt to derive what neurotypical people are like based on what (the post author thinks) societal expectations for them are, which is like using gender roles to figure out what men/women are really like

Epic hasn’t prompted me to change my password in over six months (unlike our in-house PHI software which has its own problems (we got ransomwared) but at least makes you do a unique password every other month) and when the lab computer went down my solution was to use shared computers in an unlocked breakroom next to the public cafeteria. one time I walked in and someone had left a chart open to the patient’s MRI scans and just…walked away I guess? in another hospital the shared computer room was protected by a keypad but the code was visibly written *twice* on the whiteboard entirely visible through the door window

excellent news: that boring thing you rely on working reliably has an exciting new app. well. it's kind of an app. it's actually more of a website, it looks like a website, but you have to download it as an app. why does it have an app? well because it makes the receptionist's... oh, the receptionist seems to hate it. the receptionist doesn't understand the app either, and now it has broken, and now the two of you are navigating this situation without the app. don't worry, though. you will have another fucking app in a few months and it will be the same app with a new logo for some reason

you’re never going to believe this but I listened to a *lot* of Scissor Sisters as a closeted teenager