Today At Work I Was Walking A Particularly Large Specimen From The OR Down The Hall To The Lab And Experienced

I would like to play video games but unfortunately in order to be allowed to play video games I have to solve a secret puzzle inside my head that I do not understand and am only dimly aware of.

now doesn't it make you feel better

lingua ignota closed out with Do You Doubt Me, Traitor which I was absolutely not expecting to hear and. jesus christ, etc

Vintage 1960s Tolkien flair

Round 1 Match 10

Mexican Mole Lizard weirdness: "LOOK AT THIS THING. It has legs in a family of completely legless creatures. It is neither a mole or a lizard yet is spiritually both at the same time. It is so long and so skinny."

Pelican Eel weirdness: "big mouthj"

soup recipes are incomplete without the human bone marrow

seeing people my age spend significant amounts of time winding themselves up about bewildering fandom opinions is just like. man. you don’t even need to go outside or touch grass. maybe just take a break and read one (1) article about actual events happening in the real world before you decide that the hill you’re going to die on is ‘it’s homophobic to kill off a single pirate on the gay pirate show, the show populated entirely by a dozen gay pirates’

Human heart-shaped pottery>>>