I go by they/them pronouns. My Preferred name is Alex btw for anyone wondering. I just like to reblog random stuff and be silly. I AM A MINOR LEAVE ME ALONE YOU CREEPY PEOPLE. Also Taken 💖.
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The threatsverse
@fuck-you-ominous-threats
@the-real-list-of-ominous-threats
@backup-ominous-threats
@the-fake-list-of-ominous-threats
@the-list-of-real-ominous-threats
@list-of-lists-of-ominous-threats
@twelfth-list-of-ominous-threats
@another-list-of-ominous-threats
@love-you-ominous-threats
@this-threat-is-ominous
@i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat
@nominous-threats
@autotheist-of-ominous-threats
Signsverse
@ominous-signs
@silly-signs
@hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard
Gimmickthiefverse
@gimmick-thief
@gimmick-thief-thief
@bad-gimmick-thief
@gimmick-thief-thief-thief-thief
@gimmick-thief-theif-thcief
@gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief
@gimmick-remover
@gimmick-thief-burglar
Identifierverse
@fish-identifier
@cat-identifier
@identifying-cars-in-posts
@identifying-horses-in-posts
@identifying-planes-in-posts
@poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts
@identifying-cat-phenotypes
@identifying-cats
@identifying-cellphones-in-posts
@identifying-bees-in-posts
@identifying-guns-in-posts
@identifying-guitars-in-posts
@identifying-gulls-in-posts
@identifying-fonts-in-images
@identifying-the-unseen-in-posts
@dragons-locator
@creatures-in-posts
@certified-piss-posts
@mammalidentifier
@identifying-spacecraft-in-posts
@dog-spotted
@cat-spotted
@i-identify-guns-in-posts
@identifying-dinosaurs-in-posts
@identifying-birds
@identifying-maille-weaves
@identifying-typewriters-in-posts
@mouse-spotted
@snake-spotted
@certified-new-york-posts
@chicago-mentioned
@identifying-snakes-in-posts
@which-os
@identifyinggimmickblogsinposts
Detectorverse
@fox-detector
@bear-detector
@detector-detector
@loss-detector
@girl-detector
@orca-detector
@carbon-monoxide-detector
@south-carolina-detector
@corviddetector
@goose-detector
@crab-detector
@gay-detector
@opossum-detector
@bell-detector
@columbiforme-detector
@corvid-detector
@axolotl-detector
@snow-leopard-detector
@bat-detector
@salmon-detector
@detector-detector
@mouse-detector
@cat-detector
@trans-detector
@egg-detector
@shark-detector
@bug-detector
@dino-detector
@crowdetector
@fish-detector
@skid-fit-detector
@therickrolldetector
@crane-detector
@lizard-detector
@i-detect-rickrolls
@pigeon-detector
@bronzong-detector
@text-inverter-detector
@tsunderedetector
@british-alert
@eroticismofthemachinedetector
Achievementverse
@pointless-achievements
@achievement-unlocked
@randomitemdrop
@dailyquests
@achievement-achievement-unlocked
*lowers my glasses*
*looks atcha*
a cute fellow is scrolling tumblr perseems
*I return to my work, which is also scrolling tumblr*
Having a crush on someone is nice until you start losing your mind.
me every single day of the week
i don't wanna get ready for schoolllleughhhh ahhhh
oh god what did i do
IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT
Silly Game Time: WRONG ANSWERS ONLY! Why are you being cancelled?
Because I love the color blue!
Silly Game Time: WEIRD GLADIATOR FIGHTS! The mythic archer Robin Hood ... except he only has a standard broadsword. No bow and no arrows (and no armor, either). VS The legendary knight Lancelot ... except he only has a morningstar mace. No lance and no shield (and no horse or armor, either).
You have $5 to wager on the winner (no split wagers). Place your bets!
I'm going to bet on the legendary knight Lancelot with the morning star!
going for a ride with mama
Silly Game Time: Bringing back a crowd favorite! What's a live-action movie (or play) you think would be cooler if it had been animated (or performed with Muppets, if you're a fan of them)?
I think a live-action movie I think would be cooler if it was animated would be the Cruella movie.
minecraft monsters are so fucking funny weve got
zombies which look like the default player character. this has no lore implicatjons
skeletons. inexplicable they carry bows.
spiders that are two metres wide and hiss like snakes (imagine how fucking terrifying this would be in real life)
walking bush that wants nothing more than to explode while standin next to you. also theyre afraid of cats
three metre tall guy with social anxiety so bad they try to kill you if you look at them. also they can teleport
really sad ghost
zombies 2: underwater edition
spiders again but now they poison you
fish that kills you with a mind beam
Yeah I think I like him a normal amount. (ft. Dogday and the Player)
Can you sneef @s1lly-l1ttle-gurl?
Sneef Snorf! Tumblr user s1lly-l1ttlle-gurl smells like: Hairspray and Raspberries.
(Don't worry too much, ten minutes with a hair dryer fluffed it back right up)
An overworked wishing flower
gold star ⭐️ for waking up today
we found love in a popeless place
😭🙏
How you doing? 🙃💖
uR mom