new eevee evolution called ibuprofeon
i need someone to snuggle me and run their fingers gently through my hair and tell me that everything will eventually get better but also ew gross don't touch me I need my space
Silly Game Time: The classic gryphon/griffin has the head and front talons of a golden eagle and the body and back paws of a lion. Sometimes it also has an eagle's wings. But today ...ย we're going to change things up by combining a different bird with a different cat for some grifFUN! [pause for laughter/booing]
Which kinds do you choose? Attach a photo of each so people can get a sense of how your gryphon/griffin looks!
(If you don't know varieties of birds or cats well enough to choose, try using a Random Letter Generator, and then search for "birds/cats that start with [your letter]" until you find one you like. Or one that'd look messed up. Whichever.)
Birman Cat and Peregrine Falcon
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Silly Game Time: WEIRD GLADIATOR FIGHTS! Michelangelo, a renaissance sculptor who worked in marble to produce human-sized statues, and illegally disected corpses to teach himself human anatomy. He's armed with two mallets, a sharp chisel in his belt, and so much murderous rage because the Pope keeps insisting *he paint stuff* even though *he's a sculptor*, damn it! VS Caravaggio, a renaissance painter who liked to brawl (or maybe a brawler who liked to paint?) and probably murdered 3 people (at minimum). He's armed with a walking stick, a dagger, and a plate or artichokes. Also, he's fighting for another pardon for murder from the Pope.
You have $5 to wager on the winner (no split wagers). Place your bets!
I'm betting on Michelangelo.
the post below is fucking incinerated. sorry
I go by they/them pronouns. My Preferred name is Alex btw for anyone wondering. I just like to reblog random stuff and be silly. I AM A MINOR LEAVE ME ALONE YOU CREEPY PEOPLE. Also Taken ๐.
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