Silly Game Time: COMPLETE THE PHRASE! "An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away, While An Octopus Burrito

I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

you'd think that people realise there's something wrong with this country when we're doing active shooter lockdown drills at school at 8 in the morning

who can relate

this is truly the funniest timeline

i dont like spiders :(

An overworked wishing flower

Reblog if you’re bored and you want anons.

Sir, could you hit me on the head with your metal arm so I don't have to go to school?

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No, you need to go to school. It’s important