This Raising A Kid Shit Is So Easy

Half of this blog is about you and you didn’t even realize.

hey dummy! click this!

get kissed on the forehead idiot :3

like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

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capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

🌷 a flower for anyone having a bad day today. i love you

their art is perfect

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

My friend is embarrassed and thinks she’s the only one and I said id prove her wrong.

posting it here because there's no chance anyone in my family would ever see it: this is how my brother's 13-year-old child decided to announce something to me

POPEYE?!?!??

If we say ‘free gigglestick-9000’ enough they’ll eventually have to do it.