Happy 420 And Day I Reserve A Spot In Hell

everytime i get a weird feeling about someone i end up being right

Odysseus: *lying, traveling, stealing, etc*

Hermes, the god of all those things: YOURE DOING AMAZING SWEETIE

grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode

Odysseus:

Penelope:

Odysseus:

Penelope:

Odysseus: Pe-

Penelope: yes I would still love you if you were a worm

i need someone to snuggle me and run their fingers gently through my hair and tell me that everything will eventually get better but also ew gross don't touch me I need my space

No because why is there no teacher in my classroom when there is supposed to be a substitute and a student decided to become the teacher for the whole hour?!😭🙏

Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue