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pov: ur fav sarcastic villain

prompt list by @bonbonbee

"you know what's funny? your sad attempt to try and stop me."

"is this your first time hero-ing or something?"

"i hate you." "why? i'm lovely."

"i just love it when dimwits like you barge into my evil plans."

"i'd like to see you try."

"my my look what the cat dragged in."

"you know, i almost feel sorry for you but then again, i don't care."

"i will stop you."

^ "how original."

^ "wow, i'm quaking in my boots."

^ "haven't heard that one before."

"gosh, you're even worse than i imagined."

"you murdered hundreds of innocent civilians!"

^ "it's not like it's a secret."

^ "it was an.. accident?"

^ "gee, really, sherlock?"

^ "this may seem like a shocker my love, but i couldn't give less of a rat's a$$."

"go to hell." "i didn't know your instagram page was a place."

"bite me."

"yell at me again, and i'll give you a real reason to scream."

"now how in god's name did you survive that fall."

"y'know fights are boring when your supposed 'mortal enemy' can't land a single punch."

Humanity and Demonkind have been at war for centuries. For a while now, the demons have had the upper hand, devastating many of humanity's strongholds. Desperate, the human alliance decides to launch an untested prototype of their ultimate superweapon:

YOU, a synthetic demon who is indistinguishable from natural born demons.

But the society of demons looks nothing like what you've been prepared for...

Zaun's royalty

Paris Hilton hires a celebrity lookalike to impersonate her because she doesn’t want to go to work (2006)

i love timebomb ☹️ (modern/university AU)

You know what fuck it

We need more goofy anti villains

And I don't mean bad guy who pretends to be a hero to destroy the world shit

I mean this type shit

Like:

Villan: How the FUCK! do you expect me to terrorize and destroy this city if it's already being terrorized and destroyed by shit like poverty and climate change! and that stupid ridiculously good looking imbecile that keeps flying through the buildings or throwing cars and destroying my evil plans!!!!

Villan: and there's all these homeless people!! How am I supposed to destroy their homes and ruin their lives if they don't have homes and their lives are already ruined!? And you keep cutting down the trees I was going to use to make evil tree robots!! And it is so fucking hot I can hardly focus on developing my next malevolent plan!!

Villan: this is all ridiculous!! *Pull out huge fucking extra cool si fi gun from coat pocket and points it at City mayor* either you fix it or I'll BLOW YOU TO NOTHING BUT MOLECULES!!!!

OR! I'll fix it myself.

Idk I might have more later but this just seems like such a funny but cool idea to me, got inspired by Megamind.

Welcome to the Obscure Supervillain Showdown!

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Supervillain Submissions

Submit your supervillains here!

In this poll we put the silliest and most obscure supervillains against each other to determine who comes out on top.

If you think they’re underrated, or you just find their incredibly niche gimmick hilarious, this is where you can submit your favorite supervillains that deserve more love.

Submissions are currently open, but the cutoff date for submitting has yet to be determined.

What can I submit?

-A supervillain from almost any piece of media. Comic book supervillains are preferred. (DC/Marvel)

-Make it silly! The more goofy they are, the better.

-No serious NSFW. This gets a bit complicated because there are some supervillains that are slightly NSFW in a silly/goofy way. These kinds of supervillains are, for the most part, okay. But don’t submit anything that would make people feel uncomfortable.

-This character should generally not be known by people not in the comic book/superhero fandom.

Thats all! Have fun submitting your supervillains, and get ready for the upcoming competition!

Tagging relevant polls:

@twofacesexymancompetition

@jokersexymancompetition

@bat-villain-story-showdown

Writing Prompts!!

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