Please Watch This Two Second Clip From Santa Clarita Diet

Out of context things that happen in ESO

Woman asks local hero if she should murder her daughter in her sleep

Dog tries to kill god and throw a comet at everyone. Also bites innocent bystander. His owner gets mad at you when you scold the dog.

Four legged cat encourages bipedal cat to commit suicide and gets really upset when you interfere. is bored of cheese

Another four legged cat has a drinking problem, but wants to help in a heist anyway

Lizard is murdered by long lost sister, but to be fair he was trying to kill her first

Disaster man has to dig a giant egg out of poop and accidentally gets someone else killed in the process

Local assassin confesses crimes to priest, is surprised when she gets in trouble

Slaver with a lizard fetish leaves evidence all over volcanic island

Indiana Jones gets shoved down a well but nobody feels bad because he has an enormous ego

Game of Thrones, but with orcs

Local populace has a zombie problem but they don’t want to be rude by killing the zombies personally, can you do it for them?

Vampire adopts many vampire babies, sacrifices himself to vampire god, makes vampire babies cry

Old man who yells at cloud accidentally sets dragons on an entire fucking country

Lots of sexual tension between worm guy and anti-worm guy

Local mum fucking hates it when plague people move in to her sewers

Clockwork dad is so depressed he sits around and does jack shit for an entire DLC and uses you as therapist after. gets made fun of by spider mom. continues to make sad faces

Local bigender parent goes to sleep, doesn’t notice while dog assassinates his best friend

A pseudo-comic about some Kankurou feels….

THEY KISSED!!!

Warm Hearted Asks

Weather - What do you love most?

Dove - How do you express love?

Friendship Bracelet - What does friendship mean to you?

Loveseat- Describe your ideal house

Record Player - Love songs or breakup songs?

Stargaze - Celebrity crush?

Planter - Do you have a green thumb?

Linen - Do you prefer being friends with someone before starting a romantic relationship with them or starting straight into love?

Hot Cocoa - Three things you love about yourself?

Valentine - Do you like pda?

Succulent - What are you looking forward to?

Bath bomb - What is the best form of self care?

Roadtrip - Where is the farthest you’ve been from home?

Brown Sugar - What is making your heart warm today?

Pearls - Do you want to get married?

Seaside - Ideal date?

Luna Moth - City or country?

Velvet - What is your style?

Cupcake - Are you in love?

Romcom - Is your story a comedy or tragedy?

Sunset - Ask anything you want!

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Something like this would be so colossally helpful. I'm sick and tired of trying to research specific clothing from any given culture and being met with either racist stereotypical costumes worn by yt people or ai generated garbage nonsense, and trying to be hyper specific with searches yields fuck all. Like I generally just cannot trust the legitimacy of most search results at this point. It's extremely frustrating. If there are good resources for this then they're buried deep under all the other bullshit, and idk where to start looking.

♡angsty/suggestive sentence starters♡

send me a number and a character/ship and i’ll write it! 

“why do you always have to be such an asshole?

“if you’re going to keep running your mouth like that, i can think of a few ways to make you shut up.”

“is there any reason as to why you’re getting drunk on a tuesday afternoon?

“i just don’t want to think for a while.”

“say it again.”

“don’t lie to me.”

“i’m sick of being treated like this.”

“i didn’t mean it like that, and you know it!”

“so this is it?”

“i don’t want to go to bed angry.”

“don’t touch me.”

“i’m pretty good at providing distractions.”

“i’m not saying i want a threesome- but i wouldn’t be opposed to it.”

“just sit down and let me take care of you.”

“is that- blood?”

“i just want to help you relax.”

“does that feel good?”

“i don’t love you anymore.”

“i loved you. past tense.”

“stop lying!”

“jealousy isn’t cute on you.”

“don’t call me ‘princess,’ asshole.”

“i deserve better.”

“you deserve better.”

“you make me nervous and happy and horny all at the same time and it’s confusing as fuck sometimes.”

“you left your underwear back at my place.”

“you just broke the last bit of trust i had in you.”

“i hope you’re happy.”

“does that line ever work?”

“you’re the best i’ve ever had.”

“is that all you’ve got?”

“hit me!”

“tell me this is a dream.”

“let’s keep this between the two of us.”

“is that my shirt?”

“why do you even care?”

“i’m sick of being ‘the other girl/guy.’”

“you love her/him.”

“can you take it?”

“i’m not going to break.”

“we’re not just friends. you know that.”

“friends don’t get each other off.”

“it’s over- and it’s for real this time.”

“i’m not that flexible!”

“you don’t scare me.”

“it’s okay, i’m here.”

“you’re not alone. you never were.”

“i’m in love with you but i don’t want you to hurt me.”

“it’s complicated.”

“you’re the only one.”

Verandis: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.

Gwendis, Fennorian & Adusa: Awwww-

Verandis: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."

Gwendis, Fennorian & Adusa: Oh.

If masturbation is witchcraft, then I'm the motherfucking Arch Mage!

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