Jesus Is In The Corner Of My Room
jesus is in the corner of my room
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Uncle Sheo yeets meteor at morrowind
Dagoth Ur:
i sleep
Molag Bal terrorising and anchoring tamriel
Dagoth Ur:
i sleep
Clavicus Vile threatening vivec and morrowind
Dagoth Ur:
i sleep
Nocturnal fucking around with sotha sil and his clockworkcity
Dagoth Ur:
i sleep
Nerevar: is reborn
Dagoth Ur:
SWEET NEREVAR !!!!!! 💞💕
aand then of course the first thing dagoth ur proceeds to do is giving the nerevarine a wedding dream.
dagoth ur got them priorities.
♡angsty/suggestive sentence starters♡
send me a number and a character/ship and i’ll write it!
“why do you always have to be such an asshole?
“if you’re going to keep running your mouth like that, i can think of a few ways to make you shut up.”
“is there any reason as to why you’re getting drunk on a tuesday afternoon?
“i just don’t want to think for a while.”
“say it again.”
“don’t lie to me.”
“i’m sick of being treated like this.”
“i didn’t mean it like that, and you know it!”
“so this is it?”
“i don’t want to go to bed angry.”
“don’t touch me.”
“i’m pretty good at providing distractions.”
“i’m not saying i want a threesome- but i wouldn’t be opposed to it.”
“just sit down and let me take care of you.”
“is that- blood?”
“i just want to help you relax.”
“does that feel good?”
“i don’t love you anymore.”
“i loved you. past tense.”
“stop lying!”
“jealousy isn’t cute on you.”
“don’t call me ‘princess,’ asshole.”
“i deserve better.”
“you deserve better.”
“you make me nervous and happy and horny all at the same time and it’s confusing as fuck sometimes.”
“you left your underwear back at my place.”
“you just broke the last bit of trust i had in you.”
“i hope you’re happy.”
“does that line ever work?”
“you’re the best i’ve ever had.”
“is that all you’ve got?”
“hit me!”
“tell me this is a dream.”
“let’s keep this between the two of us.”
“is that my shirt?”
“why do you even care?”
“i’m sick of being ‘the other girl/guy.’”
“you love her/him.”
“can you take it?”
“i’m not going to break.”
“we’re not just friends. you know that.”
“friends don’t get each other off.”
“it’s over- and it’s for real this time.”
“i’m not that flexible!”
“you don’t scare me.”
“it’s okay, i’m here.”
“you’re not alone. you never were.”
“i’m in love with you but i don’t want you to hurt me.”
“it’s complicated.”
“you’re the only one.”
The Elder Scrolls Language Families
This is heavily based off of the speculated tree from UESP: Ehlnofex Languages featuring my own speculations.
Notes: Old Cyrodilic is partly based on Ayleidoon, Nedic and Tsaesci. Old Cyrodilic can be thought of as a pidegonlanguage or possibly a lingua franca.
*Dwemeris is spoken by some scholars, but not in a speech community.
**I speculate Ashland is a dialect of Dunmeris.
+Spoken by Gelebor and known by some scholars.
The choice to call something a language versus a dialect is largely political so I went based off of my judgments.
I chose to call Snow Elvish, Snow Elvish over Falmeris because Gelebor prefers to be called a Snow Elf :)
@uesp I'd love to hear your thoughts! Particularly on the dialects! (Also Tumblr killed the image quality so DM me if you want to see the clearer image)
“Ad Victorium, and to infinity and beyond.” - Peter Jessop (Paladin Danse)
OC questions that helped me with characterization:
On a scale of “is occasionally forced to bathe” to “Instagram model with sponsors to hoe for” how involved is your OC’s Skincare routine?
What are your OC’s food preferences (flavors/textures/spiciness/calories/ when and how they eat) and how did they get that way?
What’s something pointless/petty/unimportant that IRRATIONALLY ANNOYS THE HELL out of your OC?
What’s your OC’s response to being asked for money by a homeless person?
Does your OC get lost easily? What do they do when they do get lost?
What would STOP your OC from Doing The Right Thing in a tense situation?
Realistically, could your OC (in their normal circumstances- i.e. at thier own house/battlecamp/spaceship etc.) keep a small child alive for a week if they had to? A Dog? A Houseplant? A rock with a smiley face painted on?
If your OC had to take the S.A.T. tomorrow with one night to prep, how would they do? both emotionally and academically.
What would cause your OC to chose to do something petty/pointlessly cruel?
On a scale of “Complete and Justified nervous breakdown” to “Conquer The Entire Galaxy and become an Immortal God-Emperor”, how well would your OC handle being abducted by Aliens?
What song is 100% garunteed to get your OC beyond turnt and will be sung loudly and emabarrasingly, either in public or the shower?
What perfectly-normal-to-them-thing does your OC do that confuses/pisses off/terrifies thier neighbors?
Under what circumstances would your OC appear naked in public?
What thing did your OC’s parents do that your OC wishes they had a better explanation for?
How often does your OC “zone out” or do things on autopilot and how severe have the problems that have arisen from that been?
How strong or weak is your OC’s Impulse control? What’s the worst thing that happened becuase of thier Impulsivity or inability to be so?
How does your OC sabotage themselves?
What’s the trashiest item in your OC’s wardrobe, when was the last time they wore it and why do they still have it?
How Dehydrated is your OC right now? Are they going to fix this?
What’s your OC smell like? no, not that “Vanilla and Anxiety” evocative stuff, realistically. Body odor? what have they been touching all day? When was thier last shower? Did they put on any kind of artificial scent?
I met Soldier76(Fred Tatasciore) and fulfilled the fandom’s (just my) thirst
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