Cursed--cowboy - Cursed--cowboy

closeup headcanons.   for extremely specific headcanons. send me a body part from the list below and i’ll give you details on it: how it looks, how my muse feels about it, what difference it makes for my muse’s life, is it sensitive, how intimate my muse feels contact with it, if my muse decorates it or takes care of it any particular way, how well it works, has it sustained any injuries, anything of the sort. potentially nsfw ones are marked with *

01.       scalp.

02.       hair.

03.       forehead.

04.       temples.

05.       eyebrows.

06.       eyes.

07.       ears.

08.       nose.

09.       cheeks.

10.       lips.

11.       teeth.

12.       mouth.

13.       jaw.

14.       chin.

15.       neck. (back and front.)

16.       collarbones.

17.       shoulders. (muscles.)

18.       shoulders. (joints.)

19.       upper arms.

20.       elbows.

21.       forearms.

22.       wrists.

23.       palms. (front and back.)

24.       fingers. (all of them.)

25.       shoulder blade.

26.       breast / upper chest area. *

27.       waist.

28.       back.

29.       hips.

30.       groin area. *

31.       butt. *

32.       thighs.

33.       knees.

34.       calves.

35.       ankles.

36.       feet. (heel, bridge, ball.)

37.       toes.

38.       nails. (fingers + toes.)

She waited patiently for the kitten to come to her so they could cuddle

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this might be my favorite tiktok i have ever seen. absolute gold through and through

i love this dude

talking

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what would you do? ask meme

1. you're at a big carnival and you want to do something romantic with your date. what do you do?

2. you've just started a small garden in your backyard. what do you grow there?

3. you're at the beach and you find a big stick and a perfectly smooth and empty patch of sand. what do you write?

4. you're at a fancy restaurant and you're brought the wrong meal, but it's way better than the one you ordered. what do you do?

5. you're walking in the forest and you find a beautifully crafted and pristine sword stuck in a gnarled old tree. what do you do?

6. you're given the opportunity to make one part of your body cybernetically enhanced for free, but at the cost of another donatable body part, like a kidney. what do you do?

7. you wake up and realize you slept for 24 hours straight. what do you do?

8. you get the opportunity to go on your dream vacation, but you can't bring or use any technology, including any kind of camera or phone, for the duration of the trip. what do you do?

9. you realize you forgot your jacket in a café, and when you go back to get it, the barista who took your order is wearing it. what do you do?

10. you're a security guard at a museum and as you're doing your rounds after the museum has closed, you find someone in an exhibit straight up eating, as in biting, chewing and swallowing, priceless 2,000 year old vases. what do you do?

11. you buy a pack of mint gum and when you start chewing a piece, it doesn't taste like mint at all, it tastes like McDonald's Chicken McNuggets with Sweet and Sour Sauce. what do you do?

12. you wake up to all your social media being flooded with follows, likes and messages because you have been mistaken as the person in a new popular meme. what do you do?

13. you open your closet to find all of your clothes are now your least favorite color. what do you do?

14. you discover an irl cheat code that let's you teleport short distances. it can be shared, but the more people you share it with, the distance your able to travel decreases, and the code becomes more and more unstable. what do you do?

15. you come home to a note from your partner/roommate on a hamster cage that says "say hello to our new friend!" but the cage is empty. what do you do?

16. you get on your regular bus to go to work/school and inexplicably everyone on it, including the driver, is dressed like Hugh Newtron, Jimmy Newtron's dad. what do you do?

17. out of the blue, all your shoes, socks and slippers disappear and are replaced with electric green Crocs entirely decked out with CatDog charms, and you've got an important meeting in 20 minutes. what do you do?

18. you find out you are mildly allergic to your favorite food. what do you do?

19. you're at a farmer's market. a vendor asks you if you can watch their corn stand for a few minutes while they go to the bathroom. half an hour goes by and they're still not back. people are insisting you sell them corn. what do you do?

20. you're fishing and you reel in an expensive-looking diamond ring. there is a full name engraved on the inside. what do you do?

♡angsty/suggestive sentence starters♡

send me a number and a character/ship and i’ll write it! 

“why do you always have to be such an asshole?

“if you’re going to keep running your mouth like that, i can think of a few ways to make you shut up.”

“is there any reason as to why you’re getting drunk on a tuesday afternoon?

“i just don’t want to think for a while.”

“say it again.”

“don’t lie to me.”

“i’m sick of being treated like this.”

“i didn’t mean it like that, and you know it!”

“so this is it?”

“i don’t want to go to bed angry.”

“don’t touch me.”

“i’m pretty good at providing distractions.”

“i’m not saying i want a threesome- but i wouldn’t be opposed to it.”

“just sit down and let me take care of you.”

“is that- blood?”

“i just want to help you relax.”

“does that feel good?”

“i don’t love you anymore.”

“i loved you. past tense.”

“stop lying!”

“jealousy isn’t cute on you.”

“don’t call me ‘princess,’ asshole.”

“i deserve better.”

“you deserve better.”

“you make me nervous and happy and horny all at the same time and it’s confusing as fuck sometimes.”

“you left your underwear back at my place.”

“you just broke the last bit of trust i had in you.”

“i hope you’re happy.”

“does that line ever work?”

“you’re the best i’ve ever had.”

“is that all you’ve got?”

“hit me!”

“tell me this is a dream.”

“let’s keep this between the two of us.”

“is that my shirt?”

“why do you even care?”

“i’m sick of being ‘the other girl/guy.’”

“you love her/him.”

“can you take it?”

“i’m not going to break.”

“we’re not just friends. you know that.”

“friends don’t get each other off.”

“it’s over- and it’s for real this time.”

“i’m not that flexible!”

“you don’t scare me.”

“it’s okay, i’m here.”

“you’re not alone. you never were.”

“i’m in love with you but i don’t want you to hurt me.”

“it’s complicated.”

“you’re the only one.”

this video has been all that i think about for days now

Weird lesbians and eastern europeans are the backbone of the elder scrolls fandom