A Dog Person By Not Even Emily

Life updates:

I sang 'me or the ps5' for the wizard of oz auditions, and got in as the wicked witch of the west.

yes, i have every intention of chewing the scenery.

Okay! So you get these saline packets at a pharmacy and dissolve them in warm (not hot! It’s going in your nose!) water that is either distilled or that you’ve boiled beforehand. (Internet tells me you can also use table salt ¼ teaspoon to 1 cup of water). 

Then you use a clean Neti Pot, a bulb syringe, or a squeeze bottle (I use the squeeze bottle) to flush out your nostrils. (Can probably also find those at the pharmacy if you don’t already have one.) When I use the squeeze bottle, I stand over a sink, put it up against one side of my nose, and hold my mouth open a little open. Then I squeeze the bottle enough so that salt water goes up one nostril and out the other (and any excess water can come out my mouth). Then do the other side….. Here’s a little two minute video that says some of the same stuff but has visuals. --> (x) 

I know it sounds a little weird, but it really can be helpful!

My allergies have been non stop since yesterday. 😭💔 my face hurts so much like my sinuses wanna murder me and my throat is like haha you want to clear it?? Nope! Have some icky stuff in there! Like it really is taking me out this week and it's barely Tuesday.

If you get the chance please watch this......it's such a wonderful collaboration of animation, music, and choreography, and they all have importance. It.....It just gets to me you guys.

Beautiful animation is beautiful. I hope that one day I will be able to make something as gorgeous as this…

draesmiran said: Do you have an update on Maya?? ———————————-

She’s doing very well, thanks!  We’ve had some warm weather, so I took her into the backyard for a little bit of playtime in the leaves.  There’s a short video here.

Waking up on November 1st is literally like walking through a door from Halloweentown to Christmastown

I am very sorry if you have ever felt like I was ignoring you, or thought poorly of you. This is not the case. I am an awkward noodle and Love you all.

Embroidery stitch tutorial by Pam Ash Designs

I feel like part of the allure of reading challenging books, was because you didn't have to, and in many ways you weren't "supposed" to at that age.

IDK man, maybe, just.... pretend that those college books were made for someone a decade older than you, and all that awesome knowledge you're acquiring was stolen from the cup of societal norms.  

shoutout to 5th grade me for having a college reading level and apparently using up all future motivation for actual college age me to read what i’m supposed to. you 10 year old asshole

Draw to forget

I don’t care what you’ve done in your life. I don’t care how many peace prizes you’ve won or how many people you nailed. I don’t care if you’ve won emmys, oscars, or globes. Nothing you have done or will do can compare to the Corgi Avengers.