Russia: *First Person In Space*

"I swear to God if you try to cremate our pets in the oven one more time it'll be the last thing you do"

Guys I need help from the deep depths of tumblr

What are some weird motives for murder?

I need this for writing purposes I promise

Boomer: What’s trending with the kids nowadays?

Gen Z: Pain

Bruh

Just

Just admit you were wrong

Trump tweeted this statement earlier this week, which incorrectly included Alabama in the list of states that would be impacted by Hurricane Dorian:

This error was quickly addressed by the National Weather Service & the correction was picked up by the news: 

Of course, Trump couldn’t handle being corrected by meteorologists on the fucking weather so:

As someone who took two years of meteorology let me just say that a big concern regards mass panic when issuing weather alerts and warnings. You don’t want people unnecessarily leaving - jamming up the roads or putting themselves at risk (sometimes the safest thing to do is to stay put esp. if the roads are at risk of flooding), you don’t want confusion, and you definitely don’t want people to lose confidence in the weather warnings where they no longer take them seriously. And it doesn’t really help the cause when the fucking president of the country can’t issue a simple correction that HE WAS WRONG because of his fragile fucking ego.

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liberals: what about the children in Iran! us: uhh you mean the children that Iran leaders have raped, and killed for not obeying men, being gay or not wanting to marry at 10 hmmm okay yeah it's clearly just about "killing children"

Nobody goes to war looking to kill children. Very few people want to kill children. However, they are always a casualty. Regardless of whether you want to kill children or not, when you fight in civilian zones and target culturally important sites, there will be civilian casualties. The only way to avoid this is to not fight the war. War is devastating to everyone except those in power. And I do not support children being raped, killed for homosexuality, or being married off at 10. It is absolutely abhorrent when this happens, and a disgrace upon the world. However, this happens everywhere, not just Iran. It doesnt happen in Iran nearly as much as the pro war media would like you to believe. In fact, most Iranians are normal people, with normal lives, like you and me. Their government is conservative and corrupt, the same could be said of ours. This does not justify the start of a war that will take a toll on innocent people.

Dear Trump,

Could you maybe fucking not for two days? Do you not realize your actions impact other people? Innocent people? Of course you don't. You've shown us time and time again all you care about is money. And now your actions will hurt innocent families. You like it when there's war, because it keeps you in power. And it doesnt affect you, of course. You're not an Iranian child targeted by bombs. You're not an American soldier fighting a pointless, cruel war. Nothing matters to you except re election. You speak of wanting to get our soldiers out of the middle east, and yet you pull things like this as a political stunt. You are selling the Americans nationalism and militarism tied up in a pretty bow, disguised as patriotism and love for the country. And I hope we do not accept it. You are a disgusting man, and I hope one day you realize your actions have consequences.

I drew more!!

Okay I drew a quick sketch of Nyo Molossia bc honestly what a babey

So you know how the davie episode is sad af, and at the end it immediately cuts to italy’s spastic dancing? This edit is what I think of whenever I watch it. I’m funny I swear