ok but like
Becky: So you're telling me when you think of Anya, your chest gets tight and your face gets hot, and you think that means you're angry?
Damian:Yes
Becky:Do you feel like that when you're mad at me?
Damian:No
Becky:Do you feel like that when you're mad at literally anyone else?
Damian:No
Becky:So what you are feeling about Anya isn't anger. It's most likely...
Damian:Super anger!
Becky: ......
Becky:*Walks away*
we lost the whole emo band dawg. rip :((
Anya:*Does something cute*
Damian,under his breathe: I'm in love with you.
Anya:What was that?!
Damian:I said I'm selling you to the zoo
#ikarishipping#paul#dawn
#immediately thought it would be them!
Your OTP are complete opposites. Person A is upbeat, optimistic, and always happy. Person B is stoic, sarcastic, and doesn't smile much (their partner gets to see most of them). Their child is a lovely mix of both of them and will give you sass with a smile.
Bonus: Person B often swears when they hurt themselves, drop something, or are frustrated. They thought their kid was out of earshot every time but they've heard a few of the words. While at the grocery store one day with Person A, the child accidentally drops something and immediately says 'Fuck!' Person B sleeps on the couch that night.
Or Bonus 2: Person A is the one who swears like a sailor.
ABSOLUTELY CANNOT GET OVER THE BACKGROUND MUSIC IN THIS SCENE LMAO
yoonji’s harem ✨