Onew: Listen Teens… There’s Nothing “meme” About Smoking Cigarettes. It’s Not “Netflix And

runaways in episode 10 

The call is coming from inside the house

Taemin: Jesus can walk on water, and watermelons are 92% water, I can walk on watermelons, so therefore I am 92% Jesus

Steve: i’m with you till the end of the line

Steve: unless time travel becomes an option

Steve: because if that happens i’m OUT

Bucky: …

Steve: lmfao see ya buck i’m off to get LAID

Shinee as the office quotes pt 2

Onew:

Jonghyun:

Minho:

Key:

Taemin:

Bonus- SM:

Kibum: I surround myself with people who are intellectually stimulating

Taemin: *hitting Minho with an oven mitt*

Jonghyun: *screaming*

Jinki: *has been smiling at a plant for 3 hours*

Kibum: I never said stimulating in a good way

Taemin: Puffer fish are actually kind of hot

Key: Sometimes it’s really, really hard to be your friend

Donald Trump is exactly the kind of person that Jesus would have thrown out of the temple and beaten with a stick, and the fact that so many self-identified Christians want to put him in office tells you pretty everything wrong with white American Christianity. 

Minho: You into cars?

Taemin: Yes, it was truly a masterpiece of a film

Minho: No, like are you a car person?

Taemin: Like.... a transformer?

Jonghyun: You can say “have a nice day” without a problem

Jonghyun: But you can’t say “enjoy the next twenty four hours” without sounding vaguely threatening

Key: How did you get into my room