I..i Need More Of Your Teen Titans Convos, They're So In Canon Especially The One About Seeing Shrimp

i..i need more of your teen titans convos, they're so in canon especially the one about seeing shrimp colors...

Beast Boy: So why the cards? Can't you just, like, look into the future?

Raven, shuffling tarot cards: Prescience is... complicated. And not really reliable. Plus demon dad stuff leads to a lot of messed up confirmation bias. I like doing this because it takes a lot of the horrible stuff out of the equation.

Beast Boy: I have no idea what that means. So... you're not looking into my future?

Raven: Well, part of determining the future means assessing the present. This can be just as much meditation as divination.

Beast Boy: *confused squint*

Raven: *sigh* Just ask a question.

Beast Boy: Uhhhhh how aboooout.... 'Will hot babes fall madly in love with me?'

Raven: ...

Beast Boy: What?

Raven: *weary sigh before shuffling the deck* 'Will hot babes fall madly in love with Beast Boy?' *takes out three cards and places them face down* Okay... flip 'em.

Beast Boy: *flips first card* 'The Fool?' Oh come on, if you were gonna be a jerk about it, you could have just said 'no!'

Raven: *blinks* I uh.. I didn't pick that card on purpose. The deck is randomly shuffled.

Beast Boy: *folds arms* Yeah right Ms. Super Psychic.

Raven: I'm serious--'The fool' isn't an insult. It's mostly about like... new adventures, new experiences, being open to learning and being lucky. It's actually a really good card for the first part of the spread.

Beast Boy: I like being lucky! Okay, yeah, I can get with this! Aaaaand the next card is.... *flips card* 'Two of cups?'

Raven: *clearly concerned* Huh...

Beast Boy: Hey, there's a couple on the card! That's good, right? That means hot babes!

Raven: Well, the suite of cups is associated with love, but the card's inverted, so that means--

Beast Boy: Lucky number 3! *flips card* 'The Tower!'

Raven: *staring at the card*

Beast Boy: Pretty cool lookin'. The Tower's good, right? I mean we live in a tower.

Raven: ...

Beast Boy: Raven?