Me Holding A Gun To A Mushroom: Tell Me The Name Of God You Fungal Piece Of Shit

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This is based on a vn I saw forever ago and can't find but it lives in my brain constantly, help. Also, First actual post, I'm so cool 😎

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You wake up in your bed, like normal and flutter your eyes open. Surprisingly there is a man in your bed.

"Gahhh?????"

"Ah? What's wrong, cuddle bug?"

"Who the fuck are you!"

"What do you mean? I'm Orange, your lovely little stuffed panda bear!"

You stare at the man. He does look like the stuffed panda you named after your favorite food as a kid. But... That was impossible. Orange was an inanimate object and that was a real man... Well, he looked like a mix between a man and a panda. He had darker patches of skin around his eyes and little ears on top of head.

"Are those real...?"

Before you could let the panda man speak, you reached up and started to tug on his ears. They didn't budge, but they were quite soft...

"Tehe, that tickles cuddle bug! Of course my ears are real! I told you, I'm your prized stuffie to life!"

"... But how...? And how did I know you're not lying...?"

Orange seemed to think for a moment.

"Hmm... Well, cuddle bug, I know that you are named [Name] and that you named me Orange! Because as a kid you loved oranges and you still do. Plus, I know that you give each and every one of your other stuffed animals a kiss goodnight, and you give me two! I know that you would never tell anyone else that because you're embarrassed, so does that prove it?"

You were quiet. That was in fact something no one, not even your bestest friend, knew.

"Well than, how are you human? Er, humanish..."

"Well, I made a wish on a star, like they do in those movies you watch! I wanted to be able to talk to you to be your bestest friend because I just love you so much!"

fascinating assumption

draw it bad and draw it weird and draw it catered only to yourself and draw it wobbly and draw it too small and draw it with the default brush and draw it without using references and draw it and leave it unfinished and draw it for the first time and draw it

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i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

I'm not saying JD Vance did it, I'm just acknowledging the fact that 10 hours before it happened the Pope had to give him a talk on being more compassionate. I'm saying that would've stressed anyone out.