Crystal-cryptic - SmolNova22

Sometimes when I see a clown/jester character I can't but feel like a bird.

Like yes, you colorful silly guy dance and hop around for me with your weird noises as I fall in love and you become my favourite character.

I'm not saying JD Vance did it, I'm just acknowledging the fact that 10 hours before it happened the Pope had to give him a talk on being more compassionate. I'm saying that would've stressed anyone out.

Pretty

Ax princess

I Was Reincarnated As A Villainess Princess and I Married the Evil Prince Who Secretly Wanted To Be A Good Guy But Was Forced To Be A Bad Guy Due To Complex Geopolitical Events

Crack Thought Biting Kink taken to far

yo imagine if your Yandere!significant other has a thing for marking or biting you and gets triggered lol by a mosquito biting you

Darling: "ouch "

"what is it ?"- Yandere boyfriend looks worried at you

I think a mosquito bit me - Darling

"Don't worry I'll get it" Yandere! boyfriend proceeds to chomp where Mosqito bit you

Also Yandere! boyfriend proceeds to try to catch and kill the insect by clapping it to death because "no one bites my darling but me!"

"uh, it was just a bug...."- Darling

Yandere Boyfriend "Doesn't matter you are mine and only mine" and proceeds to mark darling up later that evening full of jealousy....over a bug lol

I think polyamory would come naturally to them, but I also think Tamaki needs to fix his issues (namely his jealousy and internalized homophobia) before getting into a relationship with them, and I say this in the most affectionate way possible.

Yan!Merman x Reader x Yan!Prince: Endings

The opinions regarding this story were unsurprisingly leaning towards the merman as your final choice, though there were some people who did vote for the prince. Allow me to suggest you a third, bonus ending that you can unlock: awkward polycule that somehow works out in the end.

Arrogant, yet insecure Prince who is so desperate to have you that he'll put up with any condition. Yes, even if he must live next to the creature. He's constantly trying to prove his feelings and seems to believe this is a competition of sorts. Despite his outspoken disgust for the merman, the battle-hardened royal will often jump to his defense, cutting short any disrespectful display. No one dares to question the monster in his presence. Don't bring it up, though, he will become angry and embarrassed and deny everything.

Cursed merman who doesn't care about anything else other than having you. He's unexpectedly indifferent to the nobleman joining in and is painfully oblivious to his ardent challenges. In fact, he quite admires the human's passion and virtuous nature, often trying to copy his behavior. Doesn't really register the hostility and thinks the prince is just shy, awkward, or self-conscious. Wait, he's self-conscious about his monstrous self, too! Perhaps they've been friends all along.

Reader who's just enjoying the show. You sure went beyond your family's expectations, huh? They wanted you to finally bring home a husband, and you ended up with two!

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"