Guys Please Tell Me I'm Not The Only One Who Heard Abracadabra By Lady Gaga And Thought Of Rolan X Durge

Don’t get me wrong, Astarion and resist!durge are my fav dynamic for durge, and possibly my favorite in the whole game.

But there’s something SO funny about this absolute unhinged, former serial killer, and inventor of the world’s eventual doom falling head over heels for some loser wizard man. Literally one look at this guy with negative rizz and durge is like “Yes, Father. I like that one”

turians purr guys I heard it myself trust

Miraak, Prince of Apocrypha

(2017)

Garrus just so happens to be the youngest Vakarian in the family—which pegs me to believe that the "all-round turian bad boy" was also a massive mama's boy.

"You'll have to prove it," he countered finally.

"Oh, I intend to." Norina's voice dropped an octave, taking on a tone he was quick to recognize as teasing. "Though, I wasn't aware the great Castis Vakarian was a man who needed convincing."

His mandibles twitched, betraying a flicker of amusement. "Don't let the name fool you. I'm not so easily impressed."

"Good." She stepped closer. For the briefest of moments, she could hear his breathing still. "I like myself a challenge."

In which Castis is absolutely whipped by his future wife.

I think I have a problem.

My Oblivion character just tripped off the pier and fucking died???

(Not pictured: the adoring fan finds him and then suddenly the plot of Oblivion turns into Steven King’s Misery)

you're laughing. Pope Francis is being reincarnated as the Oblivion Remake and you're laughing