Cryptlinestudio

woobifying my warcriminal

My Oblivion character just tripped off the pier and fucking died???

(Not pictured: the adoring fan finds him and then suddenly the plot of Oblivion turns into Steven King’s Misery)

CIPHER NINE / COMMANDER

hyena oc guys thats crazy..... shes my baby, she aint hurt a soul trust. lwk looks like lady gaga can you guys see it???

an. what should I draw next hmmmmmmmmm

whoa i actually had an art idea and followed through on it

Bronze sword, Urnfield Culture, Central Europe, 1000 - 800 BC

from The Worchester Art Museum

(I believe in silly sex with Hancock)

"Next time," you murmured, out of breath with your head against his chest, "we're skippin' the circus act."

"Speak for yourself." Hancock shifted beneath your weight into a more comfortable position. "I thought it added character."

Like c'mon now. Shirt gets stuck over your head? Can't untie that stupid sash around his hips? Headbutting on accident? Kicking that fucker while trying to wiggle your pants off?

And don't even get me started on his laugh.

The man would be just as much amused as he was in love with this other side of you. Nobody was perfect—he sure as hell wasn’t—so why should the sex have to be?

“…But the hedge mage…What do we truly know of him?”