Reblog If, No Matter The Size Of The Role, You Would Agree To Work With The Muppets If Offered The Chance

gay people love it when a man is in love with another man and they beat each other up

Why do so many people make tiktoks while they're clearly driving. What the fuck. Stop that shit, you're gonna kill someone.

she got a scratch on her nose. very sad :(

Virgil: GOD DAMMIT. WHICH SIDE R U ALL ATTRACTED TO???

Remus, Janus, & Orange: Logan

Virgil: we can't possibly all like Logan, it is not mathematically POSSIBLE.

vegans making honey a bee labour issue is the funniest thing imaginable because like, you picked the one animal that has already unionised

"the four horsemen of the apocalypse" would be a beautiful name for a polycule

"ooh you hate cops but who are you gonna call when you get robbed?" uhhhhh your moms house? a great tragedy has befallen me and i need to have sex immediately

my dark twisted secret is i always use my turn signals whenever possible because i believe they were included in vehicles for a reason. i’m a bit of a freak this way. a weirdo