I planned on having a much more “formal” first post but I just need to share this hilarious moment I just had playing the Sims 3.
I was playing Sims 3 with a fairy I tried to make to be a formal twink named Foreign Person. This is the second week, I decided to tinker with his laptop to build up the Handiness skill. Just as I told him to stop and upgrade the toilet, he gets shocked and starts a fire.
With the combined efforts of the probably weirded out butler, that I hired on a whim for this tiny apartment, and Foreign, who just wanted to make a self-cleaning toilet, we put it out. One of the firefighters the butler called arrived and I thought this would be over, ending with me being fined or something.
...
But the Sims 3 had other plans for me. Another fire started.
“weird but this happens right?” I thought.
It is put out. But it comes back again. So I put it out again without the help of that honestly quite rude firefighter. The fire starts back again out of nowhere! Once again the firefighter does nothing but complain about my fire alarm, tell me to “be more careful next time”, and get excited about a fire being present.
This was already something weird and pretty funny, but little did I know, it was barely get started.
Somewhere during the period of 10th through 20th fires, the butler finally triggers the fairy trap that Foreign set up in the shower/bath at 3:00 AM the previous night for him. This probably made that poor man even more confused about this week of employment.
Over the next ~12 in game hours, there had been at LEAST 50-60 fires happening.
Foreign still wants to upgrade the toilet, he had just managed to get 11% done as I kept deleting the fire with cheats so he could just work.
The butler just wants to take a bubble bath and leave this fever dream of a job in the dust after his payday.
The two werewolf firefighters are now practically Foreign’s new roommates.
I have been laughing and giggling to myself for at least 30 minutes. I have finally decided to just save and leave before the fire starts again and restart.
I just wanted to share this tale as I never want to forget this.
That fuckin smile at the end
can we get unfollowing notifications too i want to know when exactly people reach the final straw
to all the queer kids who have parents who aren't openly homophobic but still not Nice about their queerness. Its okay to feel mad about it. Just because you're in a physically safe place doesn't mean that it can't be frustrating and heartbreaking to not be accepted. to feel like you have to shove yourself into a box to be loved. your feelings are valid. you deserve all the proud acceptance in the world
I am writing a short story that has to have 6 characters or less and I can't tell if this counts as a character
Context, the labyrinth in question in question is sentient in the sense that it can make decisions and simulations based on memories of the main character. Which it uses to make the main character briefly think that he escaped, thus causing the main conflict of the story
But it unable to have personal opinions and hold conversation outside of "I was made to keep you here, you must never leave" which is basically a prerecorded message.
While it does understand what that phrase means as in that it is the mission of the labyrinth, it is unable to ultimately understand the phrase as anything other than an objective. (like it sees it the same way a social media filter looks for a face, not how a human sees a face, does that make sense)
Though it might be important to note that the main character doesn't particularly think of the labyrinth as character or a setting and more a problem/conflict. But they only recently figured out that it has at least a basic form of sentience.
Great Horned Owl’s broad, but short wings make them surprisingly maneuverable during flight.
A comic I made about the spooky lads AU by @alittlesliceofcucumber that was inspired by a conversation on the discord.
its crazy to me how people sometimes see kusuo and kusuo transformed as kuriko/kusuko as like.. different people but not ??
im not sure how to phrase it but like.. i once saw fanart of kuriko being shipped with one of the boys and then she transforms back into kusuo and the guy lets go of her and is like "ew.." LIKE BRO WHAT😭
what do u mean u ship kusuo as a girl with someone but not kusuo as a boy.. are YOU being homophobic or do you think the character is homophobic?? either way, what ???
Logan time!! *smacks him with a metal bat*
Personal headcanons/design things:
The de-facto leader of the sides. Although Character!Thomas is mostly governed by his morality and creativity, Logan is the best at keeping the peace and good relations amongst all the sides. Even before Virgil joined he had amicable relations with the dark sides. Friendly? No. Practical? Yes.
You know what? Yeah. I’ll get a little silly with it. He helped Remus and Janus orchestrate the whole “send Virgil over to the Light Side” thing; He understands those sides of Thomas are sides that are repressed and Repression! Isn’t! Healthy!
Patton thinks that he’s the Get Along Guy but really it’s Logan. Patton has weird standards on who is and isn’t “acceptable” (which change drastically later). But initially Logan is the one holding this Whole thing together and he’s holding it all with twine and scotch tape. He’s endlessly tired.
He and Janus are playing chess and everyone else is playing checkers. In that vein, he also views Janus as an intellectual contemporary (though he begrudgingly finds Patton helpful to discuss thought experiments with as well).
Has a mini fridge in his room filled with triple shots.
Has an info-binder on the other sides—their likes/dislikes etc…
He’s extremely observant.
Always stands like he’s giving a presentation 💀
2nd tallest of the sides, after Virgil.
His room has The Archives (copies of all school notes/info Thomas has ever learned)…Every few years or so he does File Closing (shredding) of any info that hasn’t been pulled on in that time. It’s like the burning of Alexandria to him.
He has a very meticulous file system (it’s analog).
Has a 1990’s style computer. It has one game and that game is chess.
I believe in side solidarity so he also enjoys hosting DND one offs with Roman sometimes (Something something combo of imagination and strategy).
One time Remus got ahold of Logan’s sacred Tumbler Cup and refilled it with something absolutely vile. He has not attempted to do so since.
Now I don’t think Logan knows exactly what the dark sides are per se (in terms of their additions aside from Janus—, or what causes them) but he has his suspicions (something something dehumanization).
Somehow has a connection to the Orange side???
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