Why Are You The Way That You Are? I Hate So Much About The Things You Choose To Be

Years ago, when Tumblr was still owned by Yahoo, Yahoo wanted Tumblr to use their video player, rather than Tumblr's own video player. This was partially to unify analytics, but mostly because Yahoo planned to put pre-roll ads on Tumblr videos. You know those unskippable Youtube ads? That's what was going to happen to Tumblr videos.

The only reason it didn't happen out is because Tumblr staff pushed back on the idea, saying it was absolutely idiotic and would anger users beyond their breaking point.

The next time you're angry at staff for fucking up something a lil bit, or trying to make money in some optional way, keep this in mind.

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For the person who tagged me in Licorice mpreg, I hope your hot beverage is always too cold/too hot no matter what you do

It's Internet Explorer's last day, so it's mandatory to post this relic.

A historical moment

Constable whiskers lost poster

Walnut brainrot

Seeing triple

Harbinger

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Headcanon: Dark Choco is strong as shit.

Same with his father.

I'm sorry but the only thing that came to mind was Dark Holding two cakewolves like they're sacks of feathers- like

Cause like wolves can easily be 60 - 120 pounds

Feral pretzel body Moon? The way he moves around in game infiltrates my nightmares c,: Still cool! Freaky, and why and how are you that flexible, but still cool!

he do be kinda quirky