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when you go to bed significantly earlier than usual, a little menu should pop up asking if you want Wake Up Early or More Sleep. and then you should get what you requested. that's my human body UI improvement for the day.

He’s just so cozy

The meow 🥺

CECIL PALMER !!! CECIL GERSHWIN PALMER !!!

Very satisfying shake 👌

Finally, some decent weather (via)

My life is in shambles and I am a shell of a man

I had to re-read this like 4 times before I could understand that the first part was not talking about drugs

*quickly shoots up in bed* splatoon band based on death grips

A collectable, if you will. A trinket, even

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

Requesting Cute Pet Photos :)

@ginger-ale-official