He’s Just A Wiggly Guy

I had to re-read this like 4 times before I could understand that the first part was not talking about drugs

*quickly shoots up in bed* splatoon band based on death grips

My life is in shambles and I am a shell of a man

*sigh*

yeah

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

Bro looks like an oversized mouse and I’m here for it

this is like the only time its appropriate to call eyes orbs. those thangs are quite honestly ponderable

Requesting Cute Pet Photos :)

Very satisfying shake 👌

Finally, some decent weather (via)

A collectable, if you will. A trinket, even

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

He’s just so cozy

The meow 🥺