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Psychology dictates many of things but will it dictate these hands

Person A: Well you know what they say

Person B: No I don’t know what they say

Person A: Yeah me neither.

Time is edible but it will give you stomach problems.

Screw Natzis

Random pigs giving out weapons in mazes is not a legitimate way to pick a leader

It’s preparing for the future

every time I swallow a hot drink & it goes down the wrong tube it's like....what r u a noob at this???? u a noob a drinking beverages now???? fucking BEVERAGES???????

Is anybody up for giving me their kneecaps I need bowls

So I have decided that god will die

Anybody else get the sudden craving to slurp someone’s digestive tract like spaghetti?