Today My Professor Picked Up A Garter Snake, Said “Ow!” Five Times As It Bit Him, Set It Back Down,

LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET'S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

Wunky dinner

At the risk of sounding anti-intellectual, I think that college should be free and also not a requirement for employment outside of highly specialized career fields

20 years of my life and this is all ive amounted to

what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore