An Important PSA To Remember!

Cringe is just a social construct—a prison for the mind. In order to be a creative you have to be cringe sometimes, who cares what other people think about your process.

TO BE CRINGE IS TO BE FREE!

Remember: the more difficult you make it for them to realize a report is false, the more useless you make the portal.

Listen it’s funny

(via noisereductionnr)

Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood

hits you with The Beam (detail from 'Hypnosis' c.1904 by Sascha Schneider)

Sex scenes should be cut out of all movies but they should be replaced by a series of strange avant- garde shots of industrial machines and objects grinding and rubbing and spinning and vibrating and whining and entering each other that implies some freak shit is going on

'Tis the Great King, Shelby. I know the lightings shitty and its on paper and pencil but I don't gots the money for nice drawing stuff plus I can't really draw to fight me.