Angsty.

Game: lvl recommendation 12-15

Me: I’ll be level 103 just in case some hard bosses come by...

game: level recommendation 12-15

me: i’m at level 8 let’s go

What warms my heart the most about Veilguard is the many people crawling from the shadows and talking so fondly about the unique and first-time things we got like Lucanis ("hey, I'm ace, finally there is a romance for me") or Taash ("they are just like me!!"). The other day I saw a streamer crying about their trans Rook being acknowledged because they were so happy that they got to see a part of themselves in a game that is usually so heavily underrepresented and it mattered so much to them. For the allos and the cis, these things might be minor or annoying or even worth criticizing but just seeing people step forward and saying "this mattered so much to me, I finally feel seen" tells me that Veilguard is a very good game and they did something great with it.

Fallout Games Be Like

Fallout 3: I need to find my dad and bring clean water to everyone Fallout 4: I need to find my son and save him from his kidnappers Fallout New Vegas: WOHOA THERE CHANDLER BING YOU SHOT THE WROOOOONG FUCKIN MAILMAN

… No one’s gonna say anything about this legendary camerawork?

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

Sex scenes should be cut out of all movies but they should be replaced by a series of strange avant- garde shots of industrial machines and objects grinding and rubbing and spinning and vibrating and whining and entering each other that implies some freak shit is going on

hey check this out *dies in front of you in every universe*

when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack

Y’all I just faked a boyfriend so I won’t hurt some dudes feelings...

Does that make me an asshole???