Cryingscreamingfrog - Frog Boy

big fan of when stuff is the color green

PLEASE PLAY THIS WITH SOUND OMG

people assume I want a cis woman, but I remember my first relationship. when we met in a kiss, and she ran her hands up my shirt, feeling me. wishing she could have more of me. desperate for it. and it was beautiful. she wanted the body that I thought was a failure, worth nothing, and a mockery. to her it was perfect, because it was just like hers. and that connection is one of the best things about being trans.

but I'm supposed to want a cis woman because they're "the real deal". yeah, no thanks.

yaaay

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

Update!

We cuddled. It was our 5 month anniversary. 🥳

Guys im sitting in a tgirl's bed what do I do????

i think the world would be a happier place if we were all permanently stoned