Crowliker - Wowie This Dude Sure Loves Crows,,

saying "gg" after absolutely making a fool of yourself in front of someone

jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:

saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up

saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum

The enormous night raven, a nocturnal creature meant to be feared by children.

happy Thursday the 20th

dorothy

-Pursuit-

This soul, so small. Yet so bright, to pierce through such a construct of anguish and rage. High, did the Moon set her gaze down on the Agent of Darkest Hell and his pursuit of her light made flesh. For she did not fear the children born of the darkness she watched over.

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a lot of people (esp. americans) make fun of british cuisine and most of the time it’s fair, but a lot of the time the food they’re making fun of is poverty food or working-class food… so really the joke’s on them because our terrible terrible peasant food is gonna come in real handy with the current cost of living crisis!!!

its okay bbg ill romanticize you

in fiction they will romanticize people by being like "she was singing constantly" or whatever but in real life plenty of people are singing constantly and let me tell you nobody likes it