『Don’t Worry, As Long As I Exist Your Life Is Not Worthless.』

Eraserhead : Ms Jirou has been selling these special ringtones to her classmates... Apparently the human ear deteriorates after twenty years, so it's a ringtone only teenagers can hear! That way they can use their phone in class even though it's forbidden.

All Might : Oh my god, does that really work?

Eraserhead : Of course it doesn't work. They'll figure it out eventually, I've already written 36 detention notices.

SAVAGES

SHIGARAKI FOUND BRUTALLY ROASTED BY HIS OWN COMRADES

That’s quite an impressive feat there.

Twice: Being kissed in your sleep is… like… the purest form of love.

Hawks: Unless you’re home alone.

What is with Luther and his incest kink, like come on bro there are other people out there

Why do you always do this Tumblr?

Ryuji: If you're unhappy and you know it clap your hands!

Akira: *clap clap*

Ryuji: If you're unhappy and you know it clap your hands!

Ann: *clap clap*

Ryuji: If you're stressy and you're messy and you're feelin' all depressy if you're unhappy and you know it clap your hands!

Yusuke: *clap clap*

Mr. Compress: Question. When they shot Bambi’s mother, did you find that a sad moment…at all?

Shigaraki: I’m sure she’s mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.

Spinner: Money can’t buy happiness.

Re-Destro: Sure it can! That’s just a lie we tell poor people to keep them from rioting.

Baby on Board