Yall, Doncil’s Cannon, Trust

“I read an article about how men in their 40’s struggle to make friends. Lowers their life expectancy”

“Hmm. You read a lot of articles”

Mythic Quest, The Villain’s Feast (S4: E4)

Sometimes it’s just like…

I want to be held by someone warm with cold soft hands and have them say “That’s so awful, I’m so so sorry. And it doesn’t matter if you’e okay or not, because everything is working out right now.” And then we sit in silence until we fall asleep and we don’t have to talk about it ever again.

I’ve been informed it’s Danny Pudi’s birthday today

happy birthday my guy

its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible

This song is like I want to cry but like in such a good way.

every day i wake up and think about my novel that doesn't exist

there's something about helena using milchick's first name and irving IMMEDIATELY weaponizing that shit against him. in an environment where personal information is so tightly controlled that innies don't know their own last name, wouldn't knowing your manager's full name feel like having a gun to their head? and irving pulls the trigger the second he knows he has a bullet. i love you gay old man

You know sometimes I legitimately forget that you are not actually a fish

I get a small wave of depression every time I see myself in a mirror. it feels like a punch in the gut, and I honestly have no idea what I should do about it

dysphoria really sucks, like, you'd really think I'd be used to how I look by now

me: maybe I’m actually faking being nonbinary, and I’m actually cis

also me: literally almost disintegrates when called she

YESSSSS !!!!!

“our ocs should kiss” “our ocs on a double date” i think our ocs should try to kill each other