Crow-with-a-chef-hat - Cooking-Corvid

Just want my life to be these guys ❤️❤️❤️

OH MY GOD I KNEW IT WASN’T JUST ME

they’re so so soft I cannot

let me in your atmosphere

i wrote this tweet as a joke but i thought about it for longer and started crying because when seperated they do metaphorically kill themselves . like they kind of lose a certain part of themselves thats held together by the opposing forces of their differences . i sound fucking crazy i know but its so insane that as soon as s3 hits and they stop sharing an office suddenly they get so Different . which obv isnt solely because of each other but i feel like they were kind of holding each other together in the 10+ years that they worked in the same office . as soon as they arent near one another at all times anymore they start morphing into one another to make up for the other's absenceAm I Making Any Sense At All

every day i wake up and think about my novel that doesn't exist

mmm yes yes tasty

Philadelphians refilling the earths core with Cheez Whiz during the Great Cheez Whiz shortage of 1912

rip brad bakshi

abed nadir youre my only hope come home

OUGH that expression is PERFECT that’s just SPOT on I can’t ev

i am a person. you are not.

shout out to this bonkers post i found on r/woodworking:

op also frequently posted to PUA subs

joining the war on furries on the side of furries