I Have A Horrible Misogynist Rooster Who Only Likes Blonde Hens So I Always Have To Make Sure I Have

i have a horrible misogynist rooster who only likes blonde hens so i always have to make sure i have 2-3 yellow hens around so he doesn't run anyone ragged. i didn't know this was a problem someone could have but i've had macklemore for eight slutty, slutty years and he's been overly obsessed with the blondness level of his lady friends for the entire time with no sign of slowing down so, like. props to him for sticking to his guns.

SIR, PLEASE,

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1 year ago

Heheheheh

Price would absolutely do something like this lmao

Price: Kate, there’s something I have to tell you

Laswell, sighing: What is it?

Price: I… *turns and starts to walk off*

Laswell: What- Where are you going??

Price: I’ve decided to wait to tell you over the phone when you’re back in America

Laswell: WHAT DID YOU DO?!

5 months ago

Hello🤗❤️

I hope you are well🌹

Can you help me get my voice heard

and share my family's story?🙏🏻

Can you Reblog my pinned post from my blog or donate 10$?

By helping to reblog my story, you could

save a family from death and war.🌹

Thank you very much🌸

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1 year ago

Felt, because like, I see it on my “For You” feed, but luckily I have like a lot of fuckin’ M4M to scroll past it, I won’t deny though, some of the Fem!Reader shit I’ve seen goes hard. Even makes me an Achillean bitch wish for some the scenarios lmao — but that’s just me — we just happen to be a niche is all, one that I’m definitely happy to be in lol

Also, hope you’re having a good day today! Always helps to have someone as a motivation or productivity boost.

I swear to god, if one more FEM!Reader x any character pops up on my screen, I chucking my phone across the room.

And also..for me to read half ways through a fic only to get bashed in the face with FEMALE parts? Like y’all, I’m not sexist, but if this app thinks I’m a woman it better think again.

WE NEED MORE M4M!!!! PUTTING IT ON MY DAMN MOMMA!

1 year ago
❝ 𝐀 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐝𝗼𝐰 𝗼𝐟 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 ❞

❝ 𝐀 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐝𝗼𝐰 𝗼𝐟 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 ❞

A little thing of my AU Soap

J - Jones “Reaper” Haddock

G - Phillip Graves

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He was kneeled down, staring down where he was supposed to hit through his sniper’s scope. He had on a golden skull mask and a red shifting cloak, his back to suns position, making a small glint of his scope. He then shot a bullet, piercing the throat of General Shepherd, killing the man near instantly.

He got up and moved to a different location, being methodical and silent as he went to his next point, kneeling against a short wall and aiming his sniper at a passing vehicle, piercing a tire with a bullet. He jumped down from the rooftop, walking up to the now collapsed vehicle with his pistol in his hand.

He opened a door to the vehicle, pulling out Phillip Graves from the vehicle. His pistol pointed the Shadow Company leader, his eyes which barely visible stare deeply into graves who trying to crawl away by mostly sliding backwards in a way. He just walks, following Graves with his pistol still trained on the man.

“ What do you want from me?! ” - G.

“ Something taken from me that I’ll never get back. ” - J.

“ Wh-What can I give you that I can offer for you not to kill me?! ” - G.

“ Not much… just one simple, little thing that you probably won’t miss..” - J.

“ And what would th-that be? ” - G, fear and shock sprawled on his face.

“ Your Death. ” - J.

He then shoots Graves directly in the middle of the head after pushing the barrel against Graves’ head. He then walked away, throwing a hexagon shaped metal thing, it opening up and whirring as it opens up a portal which he heads through, once he is through, the portal closes and the machine breaks down and explodes. Police finally show up to the scene, and immediately begin a thorough investigation of the incident even though the killer is already gone.


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5 months ago

I am Mohammed Ayyad, a resident of Gaza. I live in very difficult circumstances because of the war that the Gaza Strip is experiencing. Since the outbreak of the war on October 7, we have been displaced. Then the journey of suffering and separation began, as my children were separated and evacuated from our home without cover or clothes, and from here they became ill. What increased our fatigue was the continuous upbringing due to the different areas to which we were displaced. We were displaced 9 times, and this was very costly. The last time was on August 9 from Hamad City. In addition to that, we live in the winter season in a tent that does not exceed three meters, closed with nylon. It is similar to the atmosphere of strong winds that we have never experienced before. The weather is very cold. Overall, we are living difficult days that no human being can bear. We have no work because of the war and we do not have any kind of money. This is accompanied by a crazy and terrible increase in prices. Although the water is not suitable for drinking, this is the cause of many diseases. The last suffering is that we are outside Hamad without taking our belongings or tents. Now we are searching the ground in the streets and our children and the elderly are suffering. Therefore, we use direct donations, including what they can, or sharing the links completely so that people know our tragedy and pain. Remember that a small contribution can make a difference in the lives of many children who are dealing with their health condition. Leave their details and make them happy with your generous contribution.

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11 months ago
Spreading My Gospel

spreading my gospel

1 year ago

Soap: So… König.

Ghost: What about him?

Soap: We were at the mess hall and he tried to ask for cutlery but forgot the word and ended up saying “I need food weapons”

Soap: I want you to know I will now be referring to them by nothing else.

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crossed-starbound - “ Poseidon ”
“ Poseidon ”

A mostly M!R x M!C or M!C x M!C writer on this blog. Hope you enjoy my books! 2/19/2004

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